We all have people who annoy us. The more pretentious of us get more easily annoyed than others, but we all have someone in our lives that annoy the living shit out of us. On my shortlist of annoying people, are the ones who "raise awareness."
We all know these people who are out there raising awareness. Like my neighbor, who I found out one day that she's out there raising awareness. I don't know what the hell she's raising awareness for, but she's out there, and she's raising awareness. After a few weeks I looked out my window and saw a brand new mercedes in her driveway. Now I don't know what she's been raising, but that car does not look like awareness, that looks like she's been raising money. Awareness doesn't cost sixty grand; this is a fucking mercedes, not awareness.
But, I'm glad she's not yapping in my ears anymore. Instead, she's out there, far away, raising awareness.
That joy didn't last long. Now she's on my fucking TV. Raising awareness, of course. And her mercedes is outside my window, reminding me every day, that she's out there, raising awareness.
Beware. Just sayin'.
We all know these people who are out there raising awareness. Like my neighbor, who I found out one day that she's out there raising awareness. I don't know what the hell she's raising awareness for, but she's out there, and she's raising awareness. After a few weeks I looked out my window and saw a brand new mercedes in her driveway. Now I don't know what she's been raising, but that car does not look like awareness, that looks like she's been raising money. Awareness doesn't cost sixty grand; this is a fucking mercedes, not awareness.
But, I'm glad she's not yapping in my ears anymore. Instead, she's out there, far away, raising awareness.
That joy didn't last long. Now she's on my fucking TV. Raising awareness, of course. And her mercedes is outside my window, reminding me every day, that she's out there, raising awareness.
Beware. Just sayin'.
In the second sentence it should say than*, not then.
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Thank you.
ReplyDeleteHey LT! Thanks for raising awareness about awareness raisers:) and congrats on the blog start!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the land of Blogging.
ReplyDeleteSusan Campbell at Dating Jesus let us know you were here. You could say she raised my awareness!
Hello LT.
ReplyDeleteSusan Campbell is sending you all her trolls. Well...one anyway...
And I don't think you look at all like Aiden Quinn.
Like Sherry said.
Peace.
Thank you all for you kind words.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't remember who was the first person to say I look like Aidan Quinn, but I've been hearing it a lot and it might just be Susan's invention. Not a bad look-alike, he is kinda good-looking.
I like that one!
ReplyDeleteIf you hate the fact your Jewish, then why the hell do u still have those side-locks?!?!
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