I was born in the Borough Park section of Brooklyn in 1985 (or 5745, give or take a few billion) at Maimonides Hospital, which is why I distrust anything Maimonides. My parents are Hasidic Jews, and so are my eleven siblings. Considering that I never went to high school or college and English isn't my first language, this would be a good time for you to lower your expectations and give me and my grammar a fucking break.
In exchange for money, I will act in your film, TV show, or web series. I can also help your project with Hasidic wardrobe and props. Please note: I do not have access to sheets with holes.
I live in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn with my ashtray.
Serious inquirers can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Frivolous non-inquirers and haters are also free to contact me at the above address, but are asked to include "spam" in the subject line.